This is an example page. It’s different from a blog post because it will stay in one place and will show up here somewhere, what the fuck do I know? Most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors. We’ll do something entirely different because otherwise it’s boring and who needs more of the old tired bullshit you hear every day, day in, day out.
Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)
…and now something completely different:
The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.
Well, welcome to the bullshit revolution where we are served massive amounts of crap every day with even more bullshit on top, so that when we finally start drowning in it and can’t get out of it, we finally accept the lies and deceptions and life itself has its own “1984” moment.
